User:KristianRose

Name: Kristian Rose

"Oh, now look at this! It's the very rare and mysterious Combo Champion! Rumor has it that these masters of melee combat are capable of chaining together a series of skills to deal massive amounts of damage. It's uncanny that we found one today in it's natural habitat here in the Sphinx west of Morroc. Shhh, be very quiet, we don't want to startle him."

'*rustle rustle*'

"Eh, what's that? It's an Anubis! These undead keepers of the Sphinx are notorious for their ruthless attacks, and are a mortal enemy of the Combo Champion. This one looks like it's eying the Champion for dinner!"

'*growl*'

'*whoosh!*'

'*BAMBAMBAM!WHUDWHUDWHUDWHUD!CRACK!WHAAM!THWACKACKACKACKACK!KABOOOM!*'

"DID YOU SEE THAT! The Combo Champion exploded in a fury of attacks! That Anubis didn't know what hit him! And for us, what an honor to see such an impressive display of skills! The Raging Trifecta Blow! The Raging Quadruple Blow! Raging Thrust! Glacier Fist! Chain Crush Combo! And then Guillotine Fist! Unbelievable that we were lucky enough to catch that on tape! That Anubis didn't know what hit him! Eh... What's that behind us?...Oh no, not..."

Let it be known that the TV host was never seen from again because they were discovered by the Champion's sister, Chloe Rose, a very annoyed (and deadly) Guillotine Cross.

"Hey Kris, let's get out of here. It looks like someone has been breaking dead branches down here again, because I just wiped out Goblin Leader and his mob and I really don't want to know what else could be down here..."